Here I am, Zachary Sutton, all scruffy and confused, wearing my Native American style cowboy shirt. My photojournalism and German teacher, Frau Lavick, can be seen to my right, and she appears to be eating some sort of invisible sandwich. The individual to my left, in the process of face-palming, is an upstanding citizen by the name of Tanner Smith. That fellow is always keeping it real, and he deserves the utmost respect for his ongoing pursuit of truth, justice and the American way.